Not only is Age of Ultron coming out this week, but Aveggies: Age of Bon Bon just came out. Talk about superhero overload. But it’s okay. It’s a vegetarian cast so you won’t feel so full afterwards.
No need to wait for the ‘Avengers,’ the ‘Aveggies’ is already out.
So what makes this Avengers-like team stronger than all the rest? They have Dr. Brownie (Cookie Monster). He can chew through just about anything. You see how easily he chews through Captain Americauliflower’s shield? That thing is made of some unbreakable alloy.
And Corn’s hammer? That wasn’t even forged on Earth, or at least Thor’s wasn’t. I’d hate to see him chew through his enemies.
When you go see the Avengers, either end of this week or sometime after, as I’m sure it’s not leaving the theaters right away, you can ask yourself if there are any similarities in the plot between this 5 minute film and that 140 minute film. You can see what things Age of Ultron may have accidentally “borrowed” from the genius of Age of Bon Bon. Do I smell a lawsuit?
In fact, now that I’ve seen this, I may not even bother going to see Age of Ultron. There’s no way it could be better than this. I’ve seen this film and I’ve seen it all. The genius of the screenwriters is that they’ve managed to pack into 5 minutes what Age of Ultron needs over 2 hours to do.
If the Avengers producers were smart, they’d include Cookie Monster in the cast of Avengers 3. It’s not only the right thing to do, it’s what [at least one of] the fans want[s].